Stan Makita’s (?) Roll up The Rim To Win (?)!

 

Roll up the rim is back! Why am I excited? Beside the fact that my last Tim Horton/ Roll Up The Rim To Win post drew more Goggle traffic than the word ‘Uniboob’, I again have an opportunity to win Cash, Cars, and other prizes … but more than likely I will win the every cherished “Chance to Play Again”.

 More often than not I am up to speed with the roll up the rim situation. This year, due to a significant reduction in coffee consumption, I was blind sided by the contest. Sitting… no laying at home the advertisement beamed from my radiation box and bathed my skin in the warm light of free coffee, doughnuts and tempting red cups. Large double doubles dance in my head, while visions of sugar coated crullers lure me from bed.

 This year I hope to collect some data of my own on this shady contest. My original Tim Horton (not to be confused with Stan Makita) post “Roll up the Rim to get Ripped” wasn’t based so much on “facts” and “statistics” and more on “feelings” and “opinions”.

 Stay tuned for more adventures in Rim Rolling, Rim Jobs, Rim Shots, and Rim Misses.

Comments

[Chris]

For those who missed the Stan Makita reference; Watch Wayne’s World.

The Tim Horton, Roll Up The Rim To Win, stats are coming in. Seeing as how I am the only test subject, and I go to the same Tim Horton’s every day, the stats may be skewed.

0-4

Not even a free coffee, time to up my caffeine intake.

[Chris]

To update my stats - 3/25 XL 0/6 L 0/4 M

this includes the perviously reported loser cups.

[Chris]

The wins - All free coffee

beats a doughnut any day